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JordanL: I appreciate the thought, I guess

JordanL: But if you want to help

JordanL: A) Ask first

JordanL: B) Send cash

416-27: This is more discreet than cash.

JordanL: Discreet?

416-27: Cash or money transfer looks like a payoff.

 

Yep. There it was. The part where he drove her crazy by saying something batshit crazy like it was the most normal thing in the world.

 

JordanL: And you think see-through silk lingerie

JordanL: Sent by a rich guy

JordanL: To a new grad with no visible means of support

JordanL: Doesn't look like a payoff?

 

"Ansetres plus aimes, explain how this man thinks he's sane?"

 

416-27: Other than my personal assistant, no one knows I sent you those gifts.

JordanL: Other than your personal assistant

JordanL: And the delivery driver

JordanL: And my building manager

JordanL: You signed the package

416-27: There's no reason for them to recognize my name.

JordanL: YOUR NAME IS ON THE BANK ACROSS THE STREET

416-27: My name isn't on signage for HTM Financial.

JordanL: "A DIVISION OF HARROWER TRUST MANAGEMENT"

JordanL: I CAN READ IT FROM HERE

416-27: We must have changed our branding. I'll check with the Chief Marketing Officer and find out when that happened.

JordanL: THAT IS NOT THE POINT YOU MANIAC